Interesting Facts

• Chris once tried out for David Letterman’s Stupid Human Tricks
• He’s not really bald. He just doesn’t like hair
• Chris has a black belt in Karaoke
• He pretends to only watch the Bachelor because his wife makes him, but secretly he totally enjoys it
• At different times in his life he has played the piano, xylophone, violin, and the french horn (but now all he does well is whistle)

Bio

Chris graduated with a Master’s degree in marketing communications from Northwestern University and worked client-side at John Deere and The Home Depot prior to selling his soul to join an ad agency (Rapp) in Dallas TX. In 2010 he moved to Calgary to run Watermark Advertising Design. Then, in September 2012 Chris resigned to join a Cult.